Contents

• Introduction

Genesis

• The Story of Creation (Genesis 1:1-31; 2:4-9, 15-25; 3:1-24)
• The Story of Cain and Abel (Genesis 4:1-15)
• The Story of the Flood (Genesis 6:1 - 8:22)
• The Story of Ham and Noah (Genesis 9:20-27)
• The Story of the Tower in Babel (Genesis 11:1-9)
• The Story of Abram's "Sister" (Genesis 12:10-20, 20:1-18, 26:6-12)
• The Story of Abram and Hagar (Genesis 16:1-16, 21:9-14)
• The Story of Circumcision (Genesis 17:1-27)
• The Story of Sodom and Gomorra (Genesis 18:20-19:26)
• The Story of Lot's Daughters (Genesis 19:30-38)
• The Story of Abraham and Isaac (Genesis 22:1-19)
• The Story of Dinah's Virginity (Genesis 34:1-31)
• The Story of Jacob's First Trick (Genesis 24:21-34)
• The Story of Jacob's Second Trick (Genesis 27:1-36)
• The Story of Jacob and Rachel (Genesis 29:1-30:24)
• The Story of Jacob and the Spotted Animals (Genesis 30:25-43)
• The Story of Onan (Genesis 38:6-10)
• The Story of Tamar the Widow (Genesis 38:12-26)
• The Story of the Butler and Baker's Nightmares (Genesis 40:1-23)

Exodus

• The Story of Hidden Crimes (Exodus 2:11-14)
• The Story of the Great Escape (Exodus 3:1 - 14:31)
• The Story of Moses' Attempted Murder (Exodus 4:24-26)
• The Story of First-Born Animals (Exodus 13:1-16)
• The Story of Amalek's Curse (Exodus 17:8-16)
• The Story of God's Law (Exodus 19:1 - 24:8)
• The Story of the Interesting Ceremony (Exodus 29:1-45)
• The Story of the Golden Calf (Exodus 32:1-35)
• The Story of the Ten Commandments (Exodus 34:1-27)

Leviticus

• The Story of Mother's Doves (Leviticus 5:1-10)
• The Story of the Bad Sacrifice (Leviticus 10:1-2)
• The Story of Eating Animals (Leviticus 11:1-31, 41-47)
• The Story of Icky Women (Leviticus 12:1-8)
• The Story of Leprosy (Leviticus 13:1-6)
• The Story of More Leprosy (Leviticus 13:47-59)
• The Story of the Monthly Visitor (Leviticus 15:19-30)
• The Story of God's Rules for Who You Can Have Sex With (Leviticus 18:1-26)
• The Story of Being Holy (Leviticus 19:1-37)
• The Story of Rules for Priests (Leviticus 21:1-23)
• The Story of Hitting Back (Leviticus 24:10-23)
• The Story of Selling Land (Leviticus 25:23-34)
• The Story of Punishment (Leviticus 26:1-39)

Numbers

• The Story of Dirty Water (Numbers 5:11-31)
• The Story of Israelites Complaining (Numbers 11:1-3)
• The Story of Israelites and Moses Complaining (Numbers 11:10-35)
• The Story of Miriam and Aaron Complaining (Numbers 12:1-15)
• The Story of Moses' Spies and More Israelite Complaints (Numbers 13:1 - 14:45)
• The Story of Striped Fringe (Numbers 15:32-41)
• The Story of Still More Complaining (Numbers 16:1-50)
• The Story of the Anti-Gross Red Cow (Numbers 19:1-19)
• The Story of Water, a Rock, and More Complaining (Numbers 20:1-12)
• The Story of the Brass Serpent (And More Complaining!) (Numbers 21:4-9)
• The Story of Balaam's Donkey (Numbers 22:1-35)
• The Story of Mixed Marriages (Numbers 25:1-15 and 31:1-21)
• The Story of Many Descendants (Numbers 26:1-65)
• The Story of Promises (Numbers 30:1-16)

Deuteronomy

• The Story of Sihon (Deuteronomy 2:24-35)
• The Story of What God Wants (Deuteronomy 10:12-22)
• The Story of Other Religions (Deuteronomy 13:1-17)
• The Story of Making War (Deuteronomy 20:1-20)
• The Story of Murder! (Deuteronomy 21:1-9)
• The Story of Captured Women (Deuteronomy 21:10-14)
• The Story of First Penises (Deuteronomy 22:13-29)

Joshua

• The Story of the Walls of Jericho (Joshua 2:1-22, 6:1-27)
• The Story of Ai (Joshua 7:1 - 8:29)
• The Story of Naming Things (Joshua 22:10-34)

Judges

• The Story of Adonibezek's Big Digits (Judges 1:1-7)
• The Story of Ehud and the Fat Man (Judges 3:12-31)
• The Story of Barak's Headache (Judges 4:1-24)
• The Story of Jotham's Tree Tale (Judges 9:1-15)
• The Story of War with Ammon's Kids (Judges 11:1-33)
• The Story of Jephthah's Daughter (Judges 11:34-40)
• The Story of Samson's Deadly Riddle (Judges 14:1 - 15:20)
• Samson Brings Down the House (Judges 16:4-31)
• The Story of the Levite's Concubine (Judges 19:10 - 20:48)
• The Story of Benjamin's Kids Wives (Judges 21:1-25)